The Ever-Blogging Worry

Rewriting the Lyrics to The Never-Ending Story Theme Song (1984)

Log in now.

And, tell me what you seee, ee-ee-ee, ee-ee-ee.

An empty page.

What good will it beee, ee-ee-ee, ee-ee-ee.

Write me a new romance

In seven words or less.

Spare me from the horror

Of the onset to this ever-blogging worr-orryyy!

Wahahah wahahah wahahah...

Take a chance.

Post for all to reee, ee-ee-ee, ee-ee-eead.

Raise that pay wall.

Watch everyone leee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eave.

Algorithms and experts;

False secrets to success.

But, when you try to do the math,

You can’t subtract the ever-blogging worr-orryyy!

Wahahah wahahah wahahah...

Worr-orryyyy! Wahahah wahahah wahahah...

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[AND, NOW, FOR THE REALLY EXCITING (AND TEMPORARY PART)! YOU SAY YOU LIKE WRITING SONGS? YOU GET ONE CHANCE TO WRITE THE NEXT VERSE! SUBMIT YOUR LYRICS AS A COMMENT! BUT, DON’T WAIT TOO LONG. IF I DON’T GET A DECENT RESPONSE, SOON, I’LL BE FILLING IN THE FINAL LYRICS MYSELF TO END MY OWN EVER-BLOGGING WORRY! :D NOTE: THAT’S THE GOAL: TO WRITE A POSITIVE ENDING AND…WELL, CHANGE/FLIP THIS STORY.]